Woke Assurance and Anti-hypocrisy Act of 2022

Entry 344-01: This document (scanned copy below) was found during an archeological excavation of ruins in Sector 44-A-2 at dig site 013. The depth of the excavation corresponds to an inexplicable period of rapid decrease in the planet’s carbon dioxide levels (as correlated with ice cores and other proxy sources of data). A cataclysmic-level die-off of flora also occurred during this period, likely due to carbon starvation. We are trying to determine the purpose of the structure in which the document was found. Deciphering efforts are currently underway. GT

Woke Assurance and Anti-Hypocrisy Act of 2022 

Article I.	Legislative Intent

1.	Whereas, firearms and other weapons pose an unacceptable menace, and that people of financial means, authority, or celebrity often contravene the spirit of gun control laws regardless of their publicly stated positions, and adults, no matter how well-trained or responsible, must be treated like children at all times and under all situations, and the right to free speech and to bear arms are, in fact, not the ultimate protectors of freedom; and 
2.	Whereas, international borders are inherently racist, as is the enforcement of immigration laws, and that every human being has the right to live wherever he so chooses; and
3.	Whereas, climate change is real and its proof is incontrovertible, and it poses an imminent existential and apocalyptic threat to humankind and the entire planet; and climate change and extreme weather events are the result of the manmade production of carbon dioxide rather than natural variability; and actual solutions to the problem, such as nuclear power, are themselves an existential and apocalyptic threat; and it is recognized that the human race has only twelve (12) years to eliminate the use of fossil fuels and the production of carbon dioxide from all man-made sources, or face extinction or other apocalyptic consequence; and 
4.	Whereas, the criminal justice system is racist and a symbol of white privilege and supremacy, and that disparities related to race and socio-economic status must be extirpated at all costs; and
5.	Whereas, Sharia Law is derived from the Koran, which is the holy book of the religion of Islam, a known religion of peace, and to claim otherwise is inherently bigoted and Islamophobic; and 
6.	Whereas, the people of Africa were enslaved for hundreds of year by people of European decent, and brought against their will to the Western Hemisphere to serve the economic and political interest of their Caucasian masters, it is only fair that monetary remuneration be forthwith provided the decedents of these enslaved peoples, regardless of the fact that slavery ended in the United States more than one-hundred and fifty-five (155) years ago, largely as the result of Caucasian soldiers of the Northern Armies taking up arms; and
7.	Whereas, war is a result of Western imperialism and intended to enrich the military-industrial complex, and that the impacts of war are disproportionately felt by the poor and the non-white; and 
8.	Whereas, Wall Street and the financial sector are the greatest threats to free market capitalism, and the denizens therein disproportionately benefit from profits, real, imagined, or extracted from government largess; and
9.	Whereas, the United States tax system is insanely and unnecessarily complicated and disruptive to the economy, and the wealthy classes are inadequately taxed due to its complexity; and 
10.	Whereas, the use of gender-specific pronouns, whether or not these are grammatically or biologically correct, is inherently bigoted and an act of violence against the transgender, gender-fluid, and gender-indeterminate communities, but that such grammatical sensitivity would result in a tortuously worded law; therefore, a preemptive apology is given to the use of the Homo sapiens male pronoun in this law and its use therein is hereby exempt from any hate crime or similar statue; and  
11.	Whereas hypocrisy and half-measures are at last found unethical, elitist, and intellectually inconsistent, the governing body of this jurisdiction adopts the Woke Awareness and Anti-Hypocrisy Act of 2022.  

Article II.	Guns

1.	While present in the jurisdiction of a political body, an elected official or a person generally recognized as being a celebrity, may not under any circumstances be armed to a greater degree than allowed the general public within said jurisdiction, nor may such person be protected by others thus armed.
2.	A law enforcement agency may not under any circumstances be armed with or utilize non-automatic weapons, non-firearm weaponry, or bullet-proof or bullet-resistant wear to a greater degree than allowed the general public within said jurisdiction, except that a law enforcement agency may be armed with and utilize automatic weapons and explosive devices as it deems necessary for the performance of law enforcement duties.     
3.	The possession by an illegal alien of a firearm or other weapon used to protect an otherwise lawfully behaving person from death or bodily harm shall not be deemed unlawful. 

Article III.	Illegal Immigration

1.	For the purposes of this section “sanctuary jurisdiction” shall be defined as one that through law, regulation, resolution, policy, smug virtue-signaling, or other means, willfully disregards, interferes with, or otherwise hampers the implementation of any United States immigration law or regulation, or grants illegal aliens rights or benefits not afforded other citizens or legal residents of the United States.  This includes, but is not necessarily limited to, any of the following:
(a)	Failure to fully cooperate with Federal immigration officials.
(b)	Failure to inquire about the immigration status of persons suspected of a crime or convicted of a crime, and report said status to Federal immigration authorities.
(c)	Failure to assist, provide civil standby, or provide effective crowd control in regards to Federal enforcement actions or investigations related to immigration laws and regulations.
(d)	Interfere by lawsuit or other means with the United State Census Bureau’s efforts to determine the immigration status of residents of the United States.  
(e)	Assess illegal aliens in-state tuition rates or other fees lower than those assessed on out-of-state citizens or legal residents.
(f)	Willfully reduce or otherwise modify criminal charges so that an illegal alien defendant or convict is not subject to deportation or other enforcement action related to immigration status.
(g)	Allow non-citizens to vote in government elections.
(h)	Failure to take reasonable steps, including a voter identification program, to assure that voters in government elections are citizens of the United States. 
(i)	Posting by any person or entity for public view in at least one hundred (100) locations, on private or public property, signage containing any of the following terms: 
   (1) “No human is illegal”
   (2) “Refugees are welcome here”
   (3) “Hate trumps love”
   (4) Any term with comparable inane self-righteousness.
2.	An illegal alien, regardless of any crimes he has committed in the United States or other country, who manages to enter the United States and reach American soil a distance of at least ten (10) miles from the border with the country of Mexico, as measured in a straight line from the international border, with said line parallel to geographic latitude, shall be given free passage to the sanctuary jurisdiction of his choosing and allowed residence therein, subject to the condition that said illegal alien must remain within the borders of the sanctuary jurisdiction.  After arrival in the sanctuary jurisdiction, travel to contiguous sanctuary jurisdictions is allowed so long as transit through a non-sanctuary jurisdiction does not occur. 
3.	Government-funded costs for the illegal alien and any family members who themselves are illegal aliens shall be borne in its entirety by the sanctuary jurisdiction in which said illegal alien and any family members reside.  These costs shall include, but are not necessarily limited to, public education, housing, healthcare, and costs related to criminal activity or incarceration.  The sanctuary jurisdiction may implement increased taxes on those residing within its boundaries to pay for these costs, and which may include increased property taxes, sales taxes, or personal income taxes, except that personal income tax may not be levied on income earned within the jurisdiction by a person whose primary residence is located outside the jurisdiction.  
4.	Crimes within the illegal alien community committed by illegal aliens against other illegal aliens shall not occur at disproportionately higher rates when compared to the sanctuary jurisdiction’s non-illegal alien population.  If this does occur for a specific, duly recognized crime category, then charges shall be dropped against a sufficient number of illegal alien suspects in such cases so as to bring the two crime rates into coincidence, which shall mean the difference between two rates shall not differ by more than one (1) percent on a proportional basis.  The means of determining which illegal alien defendants have their criminal charges dropped pursuant to this Section shall be via a lottery system devised and implemented by the governing body of the sanctuary jurisdiction.     
5.	All citizens and legal residents residing within a sanctuary jurisdiction shall send to public schools located within the sanctuary jurisdiction their own minor children and any other minor children over whom they have legal guardianship.  Private schools, home schooling, or out-of-jurisdiction schools shall not be used for the purposes of educating such children.     
6.	If it is believed that a public school within a sanctuary jurisdiction that serves a disproportionately higher number of children of illegal alien parents is provided a disproportionately lesser share of school district resources, a parent or guardian of a child attending said school, regardless of his immigration status, may bring suit against the school district to ensure an equitable distribution of resources among all residents regardless of immigration status.  In addition to other legal remedies as it sees fit, the court hearing the case may also implement mandatory bussing of students, so as to assure an equitable distribution of school district resources among all students, regardless of their immigration status.    
7.	A sanctuary jurisdiction shall allow without restriction or undue delay, except for reasonable enforcement of the latest edition of the Uniform Building Code, the construction of residential development projects if at least ten (10) percent of the residential units therein are reserved for illegal aliens and their dependents, whether or not said dependents are themselves illegal aliens.  The ten (10) percent in this case shall mean that the total number of illegal alien residents and their dependents is equal to at least ten (10) percent of the total number of residential occupants or potential occupants allowable in the development based on the standards of the latest edition of the Uniform Housing Code.  
8.	A resident of the sanctuary jurisdiction who takes any steps to thwart the implementation of Section 7 of this Article shall forfeit his primary residence to the governing body, which shall then use this forfeited residence to house illegal aliens and their dependents. 
9.	A sanctuary jurisdiction that reduces or otherwise modifies criminal charges to stave off deportation of an illegal alien defendant or convict, must offer the same remedies to citizens and legal residents not facing exile or deportation.  
10.	An illegal alien afforded the beneficial legal adjudication as described in Section 9 of this Article shall, upon release from incarceration or custody, be housed within the primary residences of the wealthiest ten (10) percent of the individuals residing within the jurisdiction granting said adjudication and for a period of not less than two (2) years from the date of said release.  The distribution of said illegal aliens among the wealthiest ten (10) percent shall be via a lottery system as established by the governing body, and which shall prioritize the distribution in such a manner that registered Democrats among the wealthiest ten (10) percent of residents receive at least seventy-five percent of the releasees.  An illegal alien who dwells in a primary residence, as instituted by this Section, shall not be required to work as a gardener, au pair, or other stereotypical occupation, on behalf of the owner of said residence.       
11.	Nonincarcerated illegal aliens shall be distributed within the sanctuary jurisdiction among its various neighborhoods and other commonly recognized subdivisions proportionate to the overall population of these areas as determined by the latest United States census.  In any area where there exist a disproportionately low number of illegal aliens, the residents of those areas shall forfeit control of homes or rooms within homes to illegal aliens to the extent necessary to bring the proportion into equitable coincidence.  The governing body is not required to remunerate for the cost of said forfeiture, but the ownership of the property whose space has been thus forfeited shall remain with the current owner and said owner shall be responsible for maintenance and upkeep.  The local governing body shall define the method of determining which properties are subject to forfeiture in order to bring about an equitable distribution of illegal aliens among the general population, including the various neighborhoods and other commonly recognized subdivisions.  Each member of the governing body shall within his own residence provide permanent, full-time lodging to at least one illegal alien.  For the purposes of this Section, an illegal alien employed as an au pair, gardener, or other domestic help, and who permanently resides on the property where he is employed, shall be considered a resident of that neighborhood for the purposes of determining compliance with this Section, except that members of the governing body who also employ and provide permanent, fulltime lodging to an au pair, gardener, or other domestic help, shall also provide permanent, full-time lodging to at least one additional illegal alien who is not in his employ.  
12.	An illegal alien residing in a sanctuary jurisdiction shall have the same right to own weapons as the general population in said jurisdiction. 
13.	Within the sanctuary jurisdiction, minimum wage laws, contractual agreements, and memoranda of understanding shall be deemed negated if an illegal alien can be employed at a lower wage rate.  This shall include, but not necessarily be limited to, the jobs of newspaper editor, elected official, school teacher, actor, musician, comedian, college professor, healthcare worker, social worker, community activist, or technology worker. 
14.	A public institution of post-secondary education, such as a college or university, located within a sanctuary jurisdiction, shall pay for the out-of-jurisdiction education of the person’s choice, for any qualified student, whether said student is an illegal alien, citizen, or legal resident, and who is denied entry into said institution due to insufficient space.  Said educational costs shall include tuition, student fees, housing, and food, as well as at least one fully-paid round-trip travel per semester between the sanctuary jurisdiction and the out-of-jurisdiction educational institution.   
15.	If the sanctuary jurisdiction violates any of the provisions of this Article, a number of its non-illegal alien citizens, but not legal residents, at least equal to the number of illegal residents residing in said jurisdiction shall be exiled from the United States.  The countries to which these United States citizens are exiled shall be those countries from which illegal aliens come to the sanctuary jurisdiction, and the exiles shall be distributed to those countries in one-to-one proportion.  The method of determining which non-illegal alien citizens are exiled shall be prioritized as per the following list, with the first group deported and exiled first, and so on down the list, until such time as the number of exilees at least equals the number of illegal alien residents in said jurisdiction:
(a) First group: People commonly known as Social Justice Warriors, Woke, virtue-signalers, Leftists, or progressives.
(b) Second group: People who have registered with the local register of voters as a member of the Democratic, Green, or Socialist parties. 
(c) Third group: Employers found to have hired illegal alien employees, regardless of the employer’s political affiliation or publicly stated view on illegal immigration. 
16.	If the above method described in Section 15 does not bring into coincidence the number of exiles and illegal aliens residing within a sanctuary jurisdiction, the remaining exiles shall be determined by a lottery system established by the governing body, except that illegal aliens and legal residents and their dependents, including those accused or convicted of crimes, shall not be included in said lottery. 

Article IV.	Climate

1.	Non-essential travel is prohibited, except that a dirigible may be used for such travel if it can be shown that no carbon dioxide is directly generated in its use.  Carbon offsets may not be used to determine compliance with this Article.  Non-essential travel includes, but is not necessarily limited to, the following:
(a)	Vacations and other tourism.
(b)	Award shows, except that a celebrity may travel up to ten (10) miles from his primary residence for an award related to acting, singing, other musical performance, or general buffoonery.
(c)	Shopping more than ten (10) miles from a primary residence, except where the purchase of an essential good or service is located more than ten (10) miles and a variance is approved by the governing body.  Where such variances are granted, these shall immediately be posted on the governing body’s website and made readily available for view by the general public.  These posts shall include the name of the grantee, the type of good or service, and where it is ultimately obtained.  For the purposes of this Article, an “essential good or service” shall be defined as one necessary to directly sustain human life.  
(d)	Conferences, including those whose sole or primary topic is climate change.  This Subsection shall not prohibit the use of Skype, Zoom, or other electronic means of remote attendance, even if the electricity for the device used is wholly or partially derived from the burning of fossil fuels.  
(e)	Employment more than twenty (20) miles from a person’s primary residence. 
2.	Celebrities and elected officials shall own no more than one (1) home or other domicile, which shall serve as a primary residence, and shall divest themselves of all other real estate holdings, whether foreign or domestic.  
3.	Celebrities and elected officials shall not own property whose boundaries at any point are within one-mile of an ocean’s high-tide mark, regardless of the elevation above said ocean.    
4.	Properties within one-mile of an ocean, regardless of elevation above said ocean, shall be deemed condemned due to the risk of sea level rise.  No person shall occupy or otherwise use any such condemned property, including structures located thereon.  
5.	The size of a celebrity’s or elected official’s primary residence may not exceed three hundred (300) percent the size, as measured in total floor-area, of the median-size residence as is found within the political subdivision in which the celebrity or elected official resides.  This size shall include all structures on the property, including, but necessarily limited to, outbuildings, workshops, guest houses, pool cabanas, wine cellars, indoor pools, and garages. 
6.	At least fifty (50) percent of the annual travel distance done by a celebrity or elected official within the jurisdiction of residence shall be by walking, bicycle, or what is commonly known as public mass transportation.  
7.	Private planes or yachts may not be owned, leased, rented, or utilized by a celebrity or elected official.     
8.	Movies, television shows, and music recordings shall be filmed or recorded in their entirety within the limits of Los Angeles County, which is located in the State of California, United States of America. 
9.	Any statutes, regulations, or formal or informal inclinations against culturally appropriative casting shall be waived if the participation of the person casted results in a smaller carbon footprint than would the casting of a culturally appropriate person.  
10.	Celebrities and elected officials may have no more than one child per marriage, civil union, or other union of which they are a party.  Upon the birth of a viable child both biological parents shall undergo mandatory vasectomy and tubal ligation or hysterectomy that shall render them clinically sterile.  Non-surgical methods of birth control such as medications or condoms shall not be deemed a substitute for compliance with this Section.  If the celebrity’s or elected official’s pregnancy results in twins or greater multiple births, the parents shall select one child to remain and the surplus children shall be distributed to childless couples within one (1) year of birth.  Where sufficient childless couples are not available to adopt the surplus children, these excess children shall be euthanized prior to their second birthday by a means at least as humane as would be applied to a companion animal, but in no case shall the method of euthanasia resemble that used to kill Terri Schiavo, a deceased resident of the State of Florida. 
11.	If the above efforts described in this Article do not eliminate the use of fossil fuels or the production of man-made carbon dioxide by January 1, 2030, the governing body shall have the authority to do the following:
(a)	Cull a sufficient number of the existing population by any means and in any number to prevent the extinction of the species Homo sapiens and other non-Homo sapiens species; except, that in no case shall the number of Homo sapiens in the aggregate among all national and international jurisdictions be reduced below a sustainable breeding population of 5,000, of which at least 3,000 but no more than 4,999, shall be fertile biological females of child-bearing age of the species Homo sapiens.  For the purposes of this Section, a biological male identifying as a “transwoman” or “woman” or “nonbinary” shall be deemed a fertile biological woman, whether or not said person is fertile or otherwise capable of producing viable biologically female ova, and regardless of the degree of pharmaceutical or medical gender transitioning.  For purposes of this Section, the presence or absence of what is commonly known as the XX or XY chromosome pairs shall not be used as a factor in the selection process.     
(b)	The method of culling within a jurisdiction shall be determined by the governing body of said jurisdiction.  Zyklon B may be used for this purpose if reasonable royalties are paid to the punk rock band known as Zyklon B.    
(c)	If deemed necessary for the implementation of this Section and preservation of the planet Earth, the governing body may temporarily or permanently suspend without prejudice laws related to murder, genocide, or war crimes in general. 
(d)	If extreme culling methods are implemented to ensure compliance with this Section, it shall be unlawful to refer to these actions in speech, writing, or other communication medium, using terms such as Nazi, Holocaust, Genocide, Massacre, Hitler, Death Camp, Rwanda, Cambodia, Mass Murder, or other similar terms, including the names of former Nazi death camps, except that the governing body or its authorized representatives and contractors may use these terms for administrative purposes. 
11.	Where a citizen decides to reduce his carbon footprint through the use of suicide or murder-suicide, provisions in a valid life insurance policy held in good standing by such a person and which refuse payment in the event of suicide or murder-suicide shall be deemed void.
12.     An elected official or celebrity publicly professing a belief in man-made climate change shall not have a carbon footprint greater than that of the average resident of a mobile home in the State of Mississippi.  Any elected official or celebrity violating this Section shall be put to death within one (1) year of said violation and in a manner consistent with Section 10 of this Article.     

Article V.	Crime

1.	Prisoners released from incarceration shall be distributed by lottery into all the neighborhoods of the political jurisdiction in which they most recently resided prior to incarceration in direct proportion to the population of said neighborhoods.  Gated communities within the jurisdiction shall not be exempt from the provisions of this article.  
2.	Where racial disparities are found in the application of capital punishment, a sufficient number of Caucasian convicts who have been sentenced to death shall be executed so as to bring the rates of capital punishment of Caucasian and non-Caucasian convicts into proportional coincidence.  For the purposes of enforcing this Section, due process associated with death penalty appeals involving Caucasian convicts, as well as any considerations regarding cruel or unusual punishment, shall be suspended.    
3.	A person sentenced to life without parole and who is subsequently paroled shall be released into the custody of an anti-death penalty proponent and provided room and board within the anti-death penalty proponent’s primary residence until such time as either party is deceased. 
4.	If a jurisdiction allows assisted-suicide, the method allowed for such suicides may be used by any jurisdiction that allows capital punishment, and appeals that capital punishment in those jurisdictions using these methods of capital punishment, based on it being a cruel or unusual punishment, shall not be allowed.  

Article VI.	Sharia Law

1.	Sharia Law and punishments for its violation, as defined by an Imam of distinction residing within a jurisdiction, shall be deemed in effect in said jurisdiction, regardless of its impact on females, including their clitorises, homosexuals, children, or other previously protected classes.  
2.	When the implementation of Sharia Law results in a death sentence, any prohibitions against the death penalty or cruel or unusual punishment, and provisions for appeals and other due process, shall be suspended, and the death sentence carried out posthaste pursuant to the decree issued under Sharia Law by an Imam of distinction residing within a jurisdiction.
3.	Any speech, protest, or other action against Sharia Law or its implementation shall be deemed racist, bigoted, and Islamophobic, and punishable by a means determined by an Imam of distinction residing within the jurisdiction where said speech, protest, or other action occurred. 
4.	Where Sharia Law conflicts with or contravenes existing secular law, the United States Constitution, a state constitution, or city charter or municipal code, the provisions of Sharia Law shall take precedence and be implemented in its entirety. 
5.	Where it is found that Sharia Law results in the death penalty for non-adherents of Islam, the priority for carrying out the death penalty shall be in the following order:
(a) First group: Social Justice Warriors, Woke, smug virtue-signalers, Leftists, and progressives.
(b) Second group: Members of the LGBT community who have asserted that Islam poses no risk to the LGBT community.
(c) Third group: Celebrities and elected officials who have, via any medium, accused another person, agency, or institution of being anti-Muslim or Islamophobic or comparable term.

Article VII.	Reparations for Slavery

1.	A person whose ancestry is at least eighty (80) percent Caucasian, as determined by an accredited genetic testing company, and who is a proponent of reparations for past enslavement of the Negro peoples by the Caucasian race, shall do all of the following:
(a)	Surrender all personal property to a National Reparations Fund and return to his country of ancestral origin as determined by an accredited genetic testing company.  Where such results show a mixture of origins, the origin of highest percentage shall apply.  In the case where there is a tie among the origins of greatest percentage, the person may select the country of repatriation from among the highest percentages. 
(b)	If the requirements of Subsection (a) of this Section are deemed insufficient by the governing body in making satisfactory reparations and atonement, the person shall return to a cave or other comparably prehistoric environ consistent with his ancestry as determined by an accredited anthropologist or archeologist.  If said cave is occupied or if there is a dispute among potential occupants of said cave, and it cannot be determined which occupant or potential occupant has the right of ownership based on historical precedence, the occupancy shall be determined by competition involving feats of strength and/or gladiatorial combat as determined by the governing body.     
(c)	Except where it conflicts with Subsections (a) and (b) of this Section, reparations shall consider all historical migrations, conquests, genocides, enslavements, and other untoward actions, including those between races, religions, tribes, and other social constructs, at least to the time of the Egyptian Pharaoh Hedju Hor (circa 3200 B.C.).  Disputes as to the validity and extent of these untoward actions, as well as the appropriate remuneration, shall be adjudicated by a panel of historians as determined by the governing body.  
2.	Members of the Negro race whose political leanings are Conservative and who find the idea of reparations abhorrent, ill-advised, comical, or patronizing, shall themselves be deemed a member of the Caucasian race for the purposes of this Article and subject to the provisions contained therein.  It shall be lawful to refer to such persons as “Uncle Toms” or “Coons” or “Oreos” or “House Niggers” or other derogatory term.    

Article VIII.	War

1.	When military personnel of the United States are killed in combat, the return of their caskets or other containers of human remains shall be streamed live on CSPAN from the moment of arrival at Dover Air Force Base or other graves registration facility, until such time as they are removed from said facility.  
2.	Any time military personnel of the United States are engaged in combat, all adult, able-bodied men, women, and other self-identified genders shall be subject to conscription regardless of race, socio-economic status, religion, or other identifier.  Deferments or other means of avoiding such conscription are prohibited.  For the purposes of this Article, “able-bodied” shall include a person capable of claiming via written or spoken word or other means of communication that he is not able-bodied.   
3.	The able-bodied adult children of employees of the military-industrial complex and elected officials who vote in support of military action shall be drafted before any other group and assigned combat roles.   
4.	The monetary cost of military actions shall be borne in its entirety by the current population of the United States, including illegal aliens, and such costs shall not be deferred to future generations by the issuance of war bonds or other borrowing or financial machinations.  The governing body shall have the authority to tax or confiscate personal property to the degree necessary to pay for military actions.  Where such costs are not paid thusly in full, the United States shall surrender unconditionally to all foes in which it is currently engaged in combat or other military action.
5.	Elected officials who vote in support of military action shall serve at least two (2) eight-hour shifts per calendar month as volunteers at military healthcare facilities treating those troops who have been injured in war.  Said officials shall be assigned duties where they are involved in the direct care of severely injured troops.   
6.	The only crime that shall be deemed a war crime is losing said war. 

  Article IX.	Wall Street

1.	Under no circumstances shall a person employed in what is commonly known as the financial sector of the economy pay a lower marginal tax rate than is assessed on the general population.
2.	All income or other financial benefits derived from employment in the financial sector shall be subject to the full marginal tax rate at the time of receipt, including cash, stocks, stock options, and any other remuneration having direct, indirect, or deferred financial value. 
3.	Companies in the financial sector shall be fully responsible for their debts and obligations.  Where such obligations cannot be met, the company shall be liquidated through the bankruptcy system and all income, including that described in Section 2 of this Article, earned by its board of directors and upper management going back a period of five (5) years, shall be forfeited to the Federal government.
4.	The Board of Directors, CEO, and other C-Suite employees directly or indirectly employed by a company in what is commonly known as the financial sector shall be held criminally and civilly liable for all crimes and civil damages the result from the actions and inactions of said company, regardless of any contractual or other limitations on liability.  If convicted of a criminal action, these employees shall be sentenced to a term at least as long and to a prison facility at least as horrific as would typically be assigned to a non-Board of Director, non-CEO, non-C-suite member of the Negro race for the crime of felony armed robbery against a member of the Caucasian race in the most restrictive former Confederate States of America during what is commonly known as the Jim Crow Era.      

Article X.	Taxes

1.	A flat tax shall be implemented at a rate of twenty (20) percent on all income earned.  Income shall be defined as anything of monetary value whether the value is present-day or deferred.
2.	Tax deductions of any type shall not be allowed.  An elected official who proposes a tax deduction be incorporated into the tax code shall be sentenced to death, and such sentence carried out within thirty (30) days.  There shall be no restrictions on the method of carrying out the death penalty pursuant to this Section.  
3.	Where taxes are insufficient to pay for current government expenditures, the borrowing or printing of money shall not be used to make up for the shortfall, and instead the shortfall shall be taken from the personnel assets of elected officials responsible for approving said expenditures.