[This is from an unpublished work, Bonfire of the Inanities, which was written in response to the BLM craziness that erupted after the death of George Floyd.]
A mandatory “waiting period” before engaging mouth (or social media account), by itself, would eliminate ninety-nine percent of the Woke asshattery in the world. But that’s censorship, and censorship is never a good thing.
I know this is difficult advice, but allow Woke morons to speak their mind. Defend their right to free speech, no matter how odious the output. But fight like hell to prevent the implementation of their vile notions. Those are the battles to fight and fight them you must.
Censorship aside, why must decent people suffer the insufferable Woke? Why do the Woke treat black people like ignorant, helpless children? Why are conservative homosexuals, transgenders, and blacks vilified by the Woke? What past sins were committed by decent people in previous lives to warrant the wrath of our gods rained down up us in the form of the Woke?
Claiming that men can have menstrual periods is one example of pernicious Woke self-delusion. This is scientifically impossible. What the somewhat honest Woke should say—but just can’t because that would be unbearable—is that transmen (biological females for those of you keeping score at home) can have periods if they haven’t overloaded their bodies with male hormones and aren’t post-menopausal—and haven’t had their uteruses removed.
Trans-identifying males (aka transwomen) are men. They cannot have a period and never will.
But wait! I’ve undersold their asshattery. Many of the Woke insist a transwoman can indeed have a period…
Males have periods? “There are scientists and doctors who agree transwomen can have periods!” the Woke shrilly proclaim, the surety and menace in their voice not shrouded at all.
Those scientists and doctors are either retarded or cowardly—or both.
Author J.K. Rowling made a sensible argument against the ridiculous overreach of the Woke members of the “trans community” and their enablers. The activists (who aren’t doing their brothers, sisters, or theyers any favors, believe you me) insist that transwomen are women—and do so with a flinty nastiness. In response to this biological fantasy, Ms. Rowling made her point by coining an alternative term to denote biological women: persons who menstruate. The activists predicably flipped out and characterized Ms. Rowling as essentially Heinrich Himmler incarnate, despite the irrefutable fact that she is very liberal in her politics and consistently insists the LBGTQ community be treated with compassion, but not at the expense of women’s rights, sports, or spaces.
Ms. Rowling is for compassion in the context of reality, not delusion. Abetting delusion is not compassion. Surgically or pharmaceutically abetting delusion is worse…it’s willful medical malpractice. (Adding to the roiling confusion, Woke subsequently appropriated the term “persons who menstruate” to mean things that I can’t for the life of me keep sorted out: biological women, transwomen, transmen, centaurs—essentially, any creature on Earth can menstruate according to these dummies).
“But they might commit suicide!”
Then get them proper therapy—if you actually care about them and aren’t using the situation for your own narcissistic virtue-signaling.
Proper therapy does not indulge delusions—it cures these. Proper therapy is not the ravings of YouTube or Reddit lunatics who are neither qualified nor in a position to clinically assess another person’s mental health.
Proper therapy determines if a person is indeed gender dysphoric, and if so, what is the best way to deal with it. Proper therapy must include treatments which encourage the person to accept his or her biological sex…because…wait for it…that’s the sex the person is and always shall be. Failing at this, if the person is indeed gender dysphoric and happier living as the opposite sex, so be it…if he or she can function reasonably well in society and isn’t a transfascist who insists the world play along. The last resort should be chemicals or surgery—a last resort that is medically unethical, I might add. Regardless, living as the opposite sex does not make the person the opposite sex. A eunuch is not a woman. A eunuch is a castrated male.
Keep in mind that butch lesbians want to remain women, just on their own terms. The same goes for effeminate gay men who aren’t looking to have their johnsons surgically removed. In the demonic World of the Woke, these poor souls if caught up in the Woke madness as youths are pressured to “transition” to the opposite sex. Unfortunately, there are few adults, including medical professionals, who dare interdict in these matters in ways that are truly helpful.
Related to this matter, I read an article regarding a bookstore in New Zealand which canceled a Harry Potter themed event due to Ms. Rowling’s supposedly harmful-to-the-trans-community views (the tiresome “words are violence” trope). Bookstores are now censors. Lovely. This in the same country whose prime minister forbid her countrymen from viewing the writings of the person who murdered scores of mosque-goers—she also vapidly vowed to never say his name. Elected officials in a free society must not prevent its adult citizens from reading such things. Even the monsters among us must not be depersoned or censored. That only drives evil into the shadows, where it can work its malevolence in secret.
The Woke believe censorship is fine and dandy, just like candy. Fascists always do.
It is not transphobic to believe a scientific fact. But it is douchey as hell to shrilly insist a patent lie is a fact, especially when it’s part of a demented political agenda.
The same goes for standard grammar, which the Woke have connived into a political weapon used to bludgeon those who resist their insanity.
“Misgendering someone is violence!”
It most certainly is not—unless it’s accompanied by a punch to the skull.
You can make the spurious argument it is rude in some situations, especially if done deliberately, but it is never violence. You demean the concept of violence by this sort of childish overreach. You also harm your own cause if the goal is indeed for transgender people to be treated decently, rather than merely as political pawns. (I’ll add that insisting another person refer to a transperson with incorrect pronouns is the real rudeness here. In other words, what the transfascists call misgendering is actually accurate gendering.)
At work we were required to do an online training on the subject of “Workplace Violence.” The definition of violence included in this training was so farcically broad that essentially any behavior not involving physical contact could be considered an act of violence.
Where does this insanity lead? When does it end?
Hell & Never.
Tacx, burritx, herminx, amigx, El Ninx, el torx…see how ridiculous this is. Christ, the X-key on a Spanish-speakers keyboard is going to wear the fuck out. Yes, I know that technically burritos and tacos aren’t gendered (though they are phallic and vaginal in appearance, respectively), but don’t be surprised if a Woke nitwit insists these have an “X” pinned to their asses as well. The Woke do not waste time on thinking before going all dumbass.
Never go full dumbass.
I wonder if Xerox was prescient about this shit: Fuck it; just to be safe, we’ll stick one at the start, too!
You may have noticed that the Woke focused on the tail-end of the word latino. I wonder what they’ll do with the preceders of many Spanish words, la, el, los, and las, as these are horrifyingly gendered, as well. Not to be outdone in the Woke Retard Olympics, a college administrator started addressing everyone in her missives, regardless of their genders, as Mx., as in Mx. Jones. (She’s obviously ignorant of the MX missile system proposed during the Reagan presidency, which one could argue makes this in essence a phallic salutation.) The Woke Retard Olympics are games in which world records fall with staggering regularity.
Wow, think about all those years the true feminists back-in-the-day spent getting the world to accept Ms. as an acceptable alternative title for women. If only they’d toppled some statues and burned down a few black neighborhoods, they could’ve sped up that process by decades. Of course, these old-school feminists are attacked if they dare defend the use of Ms. or insist transwomen are not women, biological or otherwise.
Hold my beer and allow me to take a stab at etymological asshattery. The small “x” looks suspiciously like a chromosome, which those of us cretins know is one-half of the biological basis of who we are regarding our genders. Two x’s equals a female—at least until the biology textbooks are burned and replaced with properly vetted ones—so that small x seems hurtfully gendered to me. Why take the chance when so much is at stake; you know, inclusion and diversity and respect and suicide prevention…so I say we use omega (Ω) as the title for everyone, since the End of Days is where it appears we’re heading as we capitulate over and over to this nonsense: Ω Jones. (One might think this symbol is perhaps offensive to bow-legged cowboys, but screw them, as they tend to be conservative white males.)
This is so gay; not in the homosexual sense gay but in the dumb sense gay.
But wait. A sanctimonious pop star brought further stupidity into the mix by claiming gender reveal parties are transphobic.
Oh course, we knew that was coming. This foolishness is embarrassingly predictable.
Personally, I don’t care about expectant parents revealing the baby’s biological sex—it makes it easier for friends and family to shop for baby presents, though as you’ll see below, an elected asshat in California has other ideas about that.
Most people indeed live their lives as the sex duly noted on their birth certificate by someone at the hospital who is able to tell the difference between a penis and a vagina. To further pound us into submission, expect at some point a Woke dumbass makes the claim that penises and vaginas are “social constructs.” This asshat notion shall then be extended to include a ban on denoting gender on birth certificates. When that occurs, also expect biology professors and the American Medical Association to meekly capitulate to this absurdity, out of fear of being called transphobic. (Jesus, how the hell did the transfascists become the apex predators and get to call all the shots?). At some point, expect that OB-GYNs are mandated to provide medical care to transwomen, lest they face criminal charges. Will doctors also be required to provide transmen the absurd medical service of pretend prostrate exams? I’m betting heavily on, you betcha.
Fascists, as Orwell warned, always insist that 2+2 = 5. Will the mathematicians resist? A triangle with its sides in the right proportion and oriented in a certain way is vulvic in appearance. Seems risky to me, especially since mathematics already faces accusations that it is inherently racist (and which made national news). The staggering thing about this accusation is how few people in positions of authority spoke out against it, lest they too be called racists.
Science is obviously rife with cowards.
So, allow me…Mathematics is not racist, and it’s detrimental and condescending to black schoolchildren to suggest such nonsense.
Wokesters, I know it’s a staggering concept for you to grasp, but most people are heterosexual, and, except for rare chromosomal abnormalities, their gender based on the presence or absence of a penis, despite your relentless efforts to convince us otherwise. A gay penguin at the zoo doesn’t change this fact. Neither does a self-absorbed celebrity publicly declaring her sexual orientation(s) or gender(s) or preferred pronoun(s). (The word preferred in this context clearly means demanded.)
If mankind were a non-sentient species (yes, I know), this would be no less true, as heterosexuality is a biological imperative for the continuation of many species. The small percentage of humans who are homosexual doesn’t put this at risk, as it seems we have sufficient numbers of horny heteros to keep things going (at least for now—thanks, soy.). Leave the heteros to their procreation business, and we’ll leave the homos to run the antique stores.
I think an actual party for a gender reveal is dumb and narcissistic, but is certainly not transphobic. But say the worst-case scenario is true, and these celebratory events are part of a vast and pernicious anti-trans conspiracy. [Geez, that last sentence hurt to write, it is so insanely ridiculous.] The fact is that it’s their party and none of your business, so trans up and move on.
Therein is the crux of the problem.
The Woke never butt out of other people’s business, never move on. They incessantly wallow in the muck and filth that is hysterical drama ginned up over nothings and stupidities, and intend to violate your human rights and civil liberties in furtherance of their madness. Liberals once argued the government should keep out of people’s bedrooms, and this was the basis of their justification in support of civil rights for homosexuals. This is a reasonable argument, since privacy is an important human right that should be valued by everyone who’s not a fascist. Conservatives and classical liberals remain concerned about the invasiveness of government surveillance and the pervasiveness of our overseas military involvements, both of which were amped-up on steroids following the September 11, 2001 attacks.
Nowadays, classical liberals, conservatives, and other decent people are aghast at the Woke’s dogged insistence to be in every fucking room in the house, at all times, forever. No cupboard or drawer is off-limits to these pernicious busyibodiness. Almost always about stupid shit, such as Halloween costumes, product logos, gas stoves, pronouns, and the names of sports teams.
They want the surveillance state which was established decades ago to counter terrorism also wielded against tweets, emails, and wherever else non-Woke notions might lurk. Our tech overlords are happy to oblige this evil. Evil is a strong word, but the Woke are indeed evildoers and intend a plethora of additional evil doings so long as they’re allowed to get away with it.
“But it’s important to us!”
Evil is always important to the evildoer.
That doesn’t mean it must be important to the rest of us who aren’t wussies. Man, get yourself some actual important stuff to worry about. You make me embarrassed to be a mammal. The Woke have a prurient (or is it puerile) interest in the most uninteresting of things. Trivial shit that most of us ignore, shrug off, or aren’t going to waste calories on is nevertheless fodder for that moment’s Woke outrage and resultant conniption fit. They elevate this asshattery to matters of state, which then forces the rest of us to combat it, lest we find ourselves inmates condemned to an inane Woke Republic of Gilead.
It is profoundly narcissistic for a person to insist that what he considers nanoaggressions dictates that the rest of us cannot endure them either, that these insignificant slings and arrows must disappear from the Earth forever. Just because a Woke person wants to live life as a wussy doesn’t mean the rest of us must do likewise. Humanity can neither survive nor progress if the number of wussies exceed a certain threshold.
Speaking of wussies…
The American Booksellers Association caved into this nonsense when transfascists objected to the organization including the book “Irreversible Damage” on a book list. A despicable groveling apology was issued by the ABA, whose very name suggests it should be a bastion against censorship. Add the ABA to the list of acquiescent pussies who allow the Woke to run amok.
What gives transfascists the right to dictate what I can and cannot read, any more than I should possess the same power to use against them? It would never occur to me that I dictate what another person reads, including a transperson. In fact, I wouldn’t want the ability or the means to do so. I’m betting it (once again) was a few malcontents who caused this kerfuffle and who are not representative of most transpeople who themselves are a tiny percentage of the overall population.
Yes, the day draws nigh when the Wokesters shall demand a law prohibiting the assignment of biological gender at birth. Also expect a prohibition on giving parents gender-specific baby presents. I wonder if it shall be mandated that Target and Walmart sell the unisex outfit both men and women were forced to wear during Red China’s pre-capitalist communist era. They may be required to do so, and stock nothing else in the clothing department. I’m guessing the toy department is going to be quite faggy.
“You used the word faggy, you homophobic fiend!”
Curl up and die if you can’t handle that. The rest of us, including fags and dykes who aren’t wussies, got lives to live and work to do. Also known as adult responsibilities.
“But it’s violence!”
Once again: Words are not violence. Real violence is the death penalty for homosexuality, which includes throwing gays off buildings to their deaths, as was done in ISIS-controlled areas of the Middle East. In another instance a gay man, Alireza Fazeli Monfared (say his name), was beheaded by relatives in Iran. Real violence is acid thrown in the faces of Afghan girls because they dare go to school.
The Woke feminists in the West abandoned their sisters in the Muslim world. The Woke gay rights activists in the West likewise abandoned homosexuals in the Muslim world. The murder and oppression of women and gays in the non-Western world are not important to the Woke. What is important is appearing as Woke as possible among one’s fellow Woke (the word fellow is obviously on borrowed time). The less work or personal sacrifice this requires, the better.
The Woke are silent about actual violence because they won’t risk being called “Islamophobic” if they were to condemn the killings of gays in the Muslim world. Think about the demented mindset in which indecorous words are violence and must be punished, but actual acts of murder committed in Muslim countries are deliberately ignored. The LGBTQ community in Western nations ignores the plight of their brothers and sisters in Muslim countries because so-called anti-Islamophobia is far higher on the wokeness hierarchy than is the murder of homosexuals. How did we get to the point where words in America are of all-consuming urgency while a horrific death in Iran is a mere curiosity? Based on the Woke’s investment of calories, my use of the word faggy is a far greater crime to the Woke than actual murder.
I doubt there are any words I can say to disabuse the Woke of their insane ideology and its profoundly contradictory tenets. Neither George Orwell nor Lewis Carroll could’ve thought up this convoluted shit. Even if tripping on LSD.
Nowadays, science fiction can’t keep up (or down) with reality. Many science fiction writers in the twentieth century assumed we’d have colonies on Mars by 2021. Boy, they were aiming way too high. Instead, in 2021, a terminally dumb politician in California proposed a law prohibiting stores from having separate toy or clothing departments for boys and girls. (The law subsequently passed and was signed into law, albeit restricting its odious micromanagement to toys only—for now.)
Now, that’s some serious progress. Amen.
Should you believe this is an absurd idea—as I do—you shall be called transphobic and bigoted. You will be accused of violence against the sexually confused and gender fluid. Guaranteed.
“My God, your lack of concern is going to result in transkids killing themselves!”
Jesus, again with this threat, which is intended to prevent society from sensibly dealing with the transgender issue.
I want kids who are suicidal to get the real help they need. The implementation of Woke fascism is not the solution. Neither is the current default setting of Woke activists, which is to encourage pharmaceutical and surgical cures, no questions asked. When I say pharmaceutical and surgical, I really mean medically unethical poisoning and mutilation.
The initial efforts when faced with a child or teenager claiming gender dysphoria must be to find out exactly what is going on: Is it legitimate gender dysphoria? Is it the contagion described in the book Irreversible Damage? Is it an ill-considered response mechanism to other issues going on, such as autism, bullying, sexual abuse, or self-loathing homosexuality? Even in the rare cases where the diagnosis is gender dysphoria, it the first priority is to see if it’s possible to get the person to accept their biological gender, and more drastic measures only considered as a last resort. Social transitioning is the last resort, not medical transitioning.
If you are a rational and caring human being, one who dares ask these questions or expresses so much as a whiff of unease about the extreme medical interventions the Woke mandate we unquestionably accept as necessary therapy (to prevent suicides!), even for minors, you shall be accused of thoughtcrime and called terrible names, if not charged with actual hate crimes.
How did we as a so-called civilized society get to point where a person merely questioning the efficacy, let alone morality, of cutting off a male child’s penis or performing a double mastectomy on a healthy female child is a Nazi, whereas the Dr. Mengele-like practitioner who performs these horrific deeds is the Woke saint. (There are reasonable adult transgenders who cogently express their unease at the casualness with which minors are put on the path to gender transition—and they, too, are attacked for it.)
The best way to deal with the Woke’s name-calling is don’t give a shit if someone calls you transphobic or bigoted. My favorite transgender YouTuber, Blaire White, is called transphobic and bigoted (as is Caitlyn Jenner). Candace Owens is called a white supremacist, despite being black. Jewish conservatives are called Nazis. I’d say the Woke make these accusations with straight-faces, but the faces are usually twisted into either a pout or petulant outrage, with a heavy dose of snooty entitlement tossed into the mien.
Better yet, point out the pernicious racism, misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia that is integral to Woke ideology.
“We’re none of those things!”
Oh, I beg to differ:
Racism: Treating black adults like children (e.g., they’re too dumb to obtain voter I.D.).
Misogyny: Staying silent on the issue of female genital mutilation and sex-selection abortion.
Homophobia: The aforementioned abandoning of the gay community in Muslim countries. The coercing of lesbians into sexual relationships with trans-identifying males. “Transing away” people’s homosexuality.
Transphobia: Attacking trans-identifying people who don’t fully toe the line with transfascist ideology.
We have actual serious problems to deal with, but childish busybodiness is much easier, and apparently a lot more fun, to boot, for the Woke.
Micromanagement is the passion of those blessed with micro-brains. I’m betting that this imbecilic politician is one of those “defund the police” types who won’t see a hint of irony in her expectation that the police enforce a toy androgyny law. She’ll probably be okay with police brutality in this case—even against decent black people who dare resist this stupidity. George Floyd serves a nefarious political agenda. A black guy resisting Woke asshattery ain’t getting the martyr treatment, that’s fo’ shoh.
Anyway, I see this desire to homogenize clothing lines to eventually include adults. This will be problematic for those transgender women (and drag queens) who like to go all in and doll themselves up (see Blaire White or Samantha Lux on YouTube, as examples of transwomen who dress nice—you go, girls.). Too bad we zipped right past tolerance—people should love who they love—and right into the Woke’s cesspool that is their hellish world of demented intolerance.
What do I mean by that?
Oh, it’s a doozy.
Some asshat activists claim it’s bigoted (transphobic) for a heterosexual biological male not to want to have sex with a transwoman (i.e., a biological male who might or might not have a penis). They extend this insanity to lesbians who don’t want to have sex with transwomen (the penis thing again).
Remember when sex against your will was considered rape?
What the fuck happened to people being allowed to be attracted to who they’re attracted to, love who they love?
Predictions involving the Woke are easy to make because no matter how insanely crazy an idea you come up with, it’s likely to come true; i.e., expect at some point the Woke folks who claim that “heterosexual biological male” is a social construct (and not real) to then claim there is no such thing as a penis, but merely different length clitorises. I wonder what odds Las Vegas would give me on this bet, or if they’d even risk accepting wagers on anticipated Woke asshattery.
Sanity is a casualty of the Asshat War.
The war in Afghanistan. The War on Drugs. Some folks love endless wars. The military-industrial complex ain’t got nothing on the asshat-industrial complex as far as senseless strife and destruction goes.
Apparently sincere progress is passé. Taking that progress and fucking it up is the way of the Woke. One way to fuck it up is with illogical and unreasonable extensions and misapplications.
There is an overarching biological imperative for biological males and biological females to procreate, which necessitates an innate attraction between them. This is evident by the fact that most human beings are indeed heterosexual (sexually and romantically attracted to the opposite sex—and aren’t confused one whit about what constitutes the opposite sex). Within that context, there are a host of reasons why people are attracted to who they’re attracted to. Many of these reasons are seemingly shallow as hell: height, weight, hair color, race, religion, socio-economic status, education, breast size, nice smile, cool car, common interests, etc., though in some cases these characteristics may be subconsciously desired as they relate to vestigial selection pressures. I’ll assume this shallowness extends to our friends in the non-heterosexual community.
I’m guessing our human DNA doesn’t care about dating site algorithms, as long as our attractions related to mating gets the job done. The continuation of the species is the very purpose of any species, including human beings.
Bottom line: We like who we like. No person has any business getting involved in another person’s attractions, repulsions, or indifferences.
Don’t get any ideas about resisting this lunacy.
Remember. You’re being watched. By everyone. Everywhere. At all times.
And we wonder why fertility rates are plummeting.
“Excuse me, Mr. Transphobe, fertility is a social construct…”
Trust me, someone soon is actually going to claim this with full-on seriousness, and if you dispute it, God help you. Transphobe bastard that you are.
You think I jest?
During a debate among Democrat presidential candidates in 2019, one of these prospective leaders of the Free World said he would defend abortion rights for transwomen (do the math if you’re confused). Wow. This dude’s intellect is a low-watt lightbulb. The other nitwits on stage did not contradict him (assuming they realized the scientific impossibility of his statement, and that’s far from certain). These are the geniuses who would lead us? This is the political party that claims it values science?
Never let it be said that we don’t allow our retarded citizens full participation in the political process, including the opportunity to aspire to the highest office in the land.
More on “retarded” later.
Expect at some point that textbooks are mandated to claim transwomen can indeed get pregnant and should avail themselves of female contraception (including the Morning After pill). You will be smeared as maliciously transphobic if you have the temerity to ask, “Don’t you mean a condom—that is if the transwoman still retains a penis and testicles, and is having carnal relations with a fertile biological female?”
Believe me, there is no parody which can outdo the Woke’s reality.
At that point in our history as a species, we shall have reached a point where we not only jumped the shark, but the shark itself says, “I’m the fuck outta here! You people are cray-cray!”
We may already be there…
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